5. Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.
6. You speed walk in your sleep.
7. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
8. You sleep with your eyes open.

9. When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.
10. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
11. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
12. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
13. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
14. The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.

15. You can jump-start your car without cables.
16. All your kids are named "Joe".
17. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
18. You don't sweat, you percolate.
19. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
20. People get dizzy just watching you.
21. You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

22. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house
23. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
24. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
25. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
26. You short out motion detectors.
27. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
28. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
29. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
30. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
31. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

32. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
33. You don't tan, you roast.
34. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
35. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
36. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.